"Paving the way for future missions and beyond!"

In an attempt to keep from throwing myself out the window during this hell on earth (otherwise known as studying for the bar), I was looking at some old Onion articles and came across this one. Now maybe it's just the fact that I've been studying contracts for 16 of the past 24 hours and my grasp on sanity is really starting to slip, but I laughed like I haven't laughed in years. Take a look, and remember, it's all in good fun. Godspeed, Discovery :)